Nettet29. jan. 2024 · You are so bare when you wear a turtle neck; you look like roll-on deodorant! Your head is so hairless that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken c**dom. You're so bare. I can rub your head to … NettetMy go-to name to call a bald person is 'Baldilocks' so I hope that helps out some. Sometimes I'll also say that they have so little hair that there is nothing stopping them …
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